Alternative is Here To Stay

Yes. Okay, we know. Shut up, please. We are fully aware of our total nerdishness on behalf of Mint and Lookout! for putting out an extra two songs on the CD version. But, I dunno, we just did it without thinking of, well, you... the fan. And if that is your chosen title, your theme song is right here, jizzer. Dr. Frank's Alternative Is Here To Stay is the anthem for the mohawked mall-rat that never wants to take off the studded leather, even to sleep. It's the call of the wild, nay, the war cry of the teenaged suburbanite.